Post by Ronald "Macheiron" Maker on Sept 17, 2012 5:02:17 GMT -5
Today we have some ancient history (by internet standards), pulled from another forum that's been idle for years.
Please note: I used to (and still do) use the name Kulaman, just to head off any (extra) confusion.
Please note: I used to (and still do) use the name Kulaman, just to head off any (extra) confusion.
Nov 23, 2008 21:08:12 GMT -5 @kulaman said:
this is part of a convo i just had with [TSF]Annihilator. you be the judge.[20:24] Kulaman: (piker)
[20:24] Kulaman: i dunno
[20:24] Kulaman: lol
[20:24] Kulaman: it's an australian thing
[20:24] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:24] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: your australian!?!?!
[20:24] Kulaman: no
[20:24] Kulaman: hah, i wish
[20:25] Kulaman: i'd have so many girl after me....
[20:25] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you owe me tree fity
[20:25] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: sure
[20:25] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: and id be the king
[20:26] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: of australia
[20:26] Kulaman: you mean of the prison wash room
[20:26] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: literally like the royalty kind of king
[20:26] Kulaman: and Queen
[20:26] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: swing and a miss for you
[20:26] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:26] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: needed rewording
[20:26] Kulaman: nah, you would be the queen of the prison washroom
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yeah you said Kulaman: you mean of the prison wash room
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fail
[20:27] Kulaman: how does that fail?
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you said id be the king of the washroom
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: then you said queen
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: order fail
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao
[20:28] Kulaman: no
[20:28] Kulaman: w/e
[20:28] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:29] Kulaman: go fornicate with a meat grinder
[20:29] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: so have sex with a women near one?
[20:29] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you can fornicate a meat grinder
[20:30] Kulaman: actually, you can't
[20:30] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate= insert penis inside meat grinder
[20:30] Kulaman: the word "fornicate" simply doesn't work like that
[20:30] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes YOU can
[20:30] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:30] Kulaman: fail
[20:30] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate=insertion
[20:31] Kulaman: no
[20:31] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok time to look it up lol
[20:31] Kulaman: fornication = insertion& sexual intercourse
[20:31] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes so you CAN fornicate a meat grinder
[20:31] Kulaman: READ it
[20:32] Kulaman: fornicat ION
[20:32] Kulaman: not fornicat E
[20:32] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: which one was used
[20:32] Kulaman: omg
[20:32] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you said fornicate with one
[20:32] Kulaman: forget it
[20:32] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: look at what you told me
[20:32] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: Kulaman: the word "fornicate" simply doesn't work like that
[20:33] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao
[20:33] Kulaman: go fornicate with a meat frinder
[20:33] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok so having sex near one, you can fornicate a meat grinder
[20:33] Kulaman: you can fornicate WITH (an object or person)
[20:33] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: with one means having one not fornicating it
[20:33] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but the fault is "WITH"
[20:33] Kulaman: no
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i fornicate a women, not fornicate with
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you fornicate WITH women?
[20:34] Kulaman: can you "have sex a girl"?
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i fornicate them
[20:34] Kulaman: NO
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate them? yes
[20:34] Kulaman: you have sex WITH a girl
[20:34] Kulaman: it's the SAME usage
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ive had sex to a girl
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not with her, it wasnt consentual
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao
[20:35] Kulaman: ..............
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: with implies teamwork
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i fuck a girl
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not fuck with her
[20:35] Kulaman: that's an entirely different verb
[20:35] Kulaman: and it's used in a different way
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: do you fuck with girls? or fuck them?
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: nope
[20:35] Kulaman: yes
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: im saying fuck a meat grinder, your telling me fuck with one
[20:35] Kulaman: look
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate=fuck
[20:36] Kulaman: to have sex, to fornicate, to dance
[20:36] Kulaman: tjhey are used in the same form
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: no
[20:36] Kulaman: how old are you?
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: to have fornicat?
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: to have dance?
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: listen to yourself
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: to have fornicate? to have dance?
[20:37] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: wrong
[20:37] Kulaman: omg
[20:37] Kulaman: you're being obtuse'
[20:37] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: your being narrow
[20:37] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:37] Kulaman: "to have sex" is a verb
[20:37] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: open your brain
[20:37] Kulaman: "to fornicate" is a verb
[20:37] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: to have dance?
[20:37] Kulaman: "to dance" is a verb
[20:38] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: look
[20:38] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you still arent getting it
[20:38] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ill break it down
[20:38] Kulaman: no
[20:38] Kulaman: don't
[20:38] Kulaman: i know what you are seeing
[20:38] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: "to have sex" does NOT equal "to have dance" "to have fornicate"
[20:38] Kulaman: and that'sd because you aren't paying attention
[20:38] Kulaman: no it doesn
[20:38] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you arent lo
[20:38] Kulaman: to have sex = to fornicate
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes
[20:39] Kulaman: i've said that 3 times already
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate=fuck
[20:39] Kulaman: NO
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you can t"have" fornicate
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: learn english lol
[20:39] Kulaman: no, you can't
[20:39] Kulaman: i'm not trying to say that
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but you can fuck or fornicate
[20:40] Kulaman: yes
[20:40] Kulaman: or you can have sex
[20:40] Kulaman: but you can't just sex
[20:40] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: interchangably agreed?
[20:40] Kulaman: that makes no sense
[20:40] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you CAN just fuck
[20:40] Kulaman: yes
[20:40] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you cant have fuck
[20:40] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:40] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: sex isnt a verb in your sentence
[20:41] Kulaman: sex isn't a verb
[20:41] Kulaman: it's actually "to Have"
[20:41] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but fornicate is corrrect?
[20:41] Kulaman: yes it is
[20:41] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok so if i "fornicate" a meat grinder
[20:41] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: its an action right?
[20:41] Kulaman: you make no sense
[20:41] Kulaman: say it alout
[20:41] Kulaman: *aloud
[20:41] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: look ill break it down AGAIN
[20:41] Kulaman: don';t bother
[20:42] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate= an action, the noun is meat grinder
[20:42] Kulaman: answer my question, how old are you?
[20:42] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: what level of english classes have you completed?
[20:42] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao
[20:42] Kulaman: either answer or stop trying to teach me english
[20:43] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: your trying to say because of my age, im less smarter than you
[20:43] Kulaman: look at that sentence
[20:43] Kulaman: "less smarter"
[20:43] Kulaman: ? ? ?
[20:44] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: did i spelll something wrong on the internet....OMFG OH SHIT I SPEELED SOMETHING WRONG ON THE INTERNET!!!!1!!!
[20:44] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol look at yourself
[20:44] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: this is an informal chat
[20:44] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not an essay for college
[20:44] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: For"ni*cate\, v. i. [L. fornicatus, p. p. of fornicari to fornicate, fr. fornix, -icis, a vault, a brothel in an underground vault.] To commit fornication;
[20:44] Kulaman: spelled something wrong?
[20:45] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: so i can fornicate things
[20:45] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: wow you didnt understand me there either......
[20:45] Kulaman: fornicate is used in the same form as cance
[20:45] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: how can i simplify more.....
[20:45] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: cance?
[20:45] Kulaman: *dance
[20:46] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: look at that you spelled something wrong
[20:46] Kulaman: you didn't spell something wrong, you used the wrong word
[20:47] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: this is a correct sentence"Kulaman fornicates a meat grinder"
[20:47] Kulaman: i don't believe that it is
[20:48] Kulaman: it doesn't sound right
[20:48] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok how can we settle it?
[20:48] Kulaman: we don't have to settle anything
[20:48] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: a lot of things dont sound right that are
[20:48] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i would like closure
[20:48] Kulaman: why?
[20:48] Kulaman: what's it going to prove?
[20:48] Kulaman: one of us will be pissed off either way
[20:48] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: so im not still wondering the whole day
[20:49] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: no i wont be
[20:49] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: if you are thats to bad
[20:49] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: if im wrong its okay thats not why i want closure
[20:49] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i want it so i can stop thinking about how its used lol
[20:50] Kulaman: The origin of the word derives from Latin. The word fornix means "an archway" or "vault" (in Rome, prostitutes could be solicited there). More directly, fornicatio means "done in the archway"; thus a euphemism for prostitution.
[20:50] Kulaman: interesting...
[20:51] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:51] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: we learned something today
[20:51] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok well done in the archway could be translated right?
[20:51] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: nvm
[20:52] Kulaman: lol
[20:52] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate is a verb....so is "run"....
[20:52] Kulaman: so is dance
[20:52] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: so if i "run with meat grinder
[20:53] Kulaman: but you don't dance a person, you dance with them
[20:53] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but fornicate im using as doing the action TO the object not WITH
[20:53] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but you DO fuck a person
[20:53] Kulaman: it's different
[20:53] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: or KILL a person
[20:53] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: no
[20:53] Kulaman: yes
[20:53] Kulaman: it is
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: look
[20:54] Kulaman: no
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ill try to be super simple
[20:54] Kulaman: forget it, i'm not going to argue over this all night
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: dance is an action people do together
[20:54] Kulaman: so is fucking!
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: kill,fuck, fornicate is actions done to a thing
[20:54] Kulaman: no
[20:54] Kulaman: no, no ,no
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes i dont kill WITH you
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i kill you
[20:55] Kulaman: kill is done TO something
[20:55] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: RIGJHT
[20:55] Kulaman: fornicate, is not
[20:55] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: YOUR GETTING IT
[20:55] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes it is, its done to a person
[20:55] Kulaman: DON'T say otherwise
[20:55] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate is an action done to an object
[20:55] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not with an object
[20:56] Kulaman: Fonication-voluntary sexual intercourse between two unmarried persons or two persons not married to each other.
[20:56] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: in that case, we are both wrong
[20:56] Kulaman: indeed
[20:56] Kulaman: about the original issue
[20:56] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: and your the most wrong considering you first said it, Kulaman: go fornicate with a meat frinder
[20:57] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao
[20:57] Kulaman: however, fornication is not done TO someone, it's done WITH them
[20:57] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: do you fuck with someone or fuck them?
[20:57] Kulaman: both
[20:57] Kulaman: the problem with the word "fuck" is that it's used for SO many different things
[20:57] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok well im not expecting you to make love to a meat grinder, its not consenting to it
[20:58] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: youd fuck it
[20:58] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not fuck with it
[20:58] Kulaman: it's a noun, a verb, and adjective, an adverb
[20:58] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok use "hump"
[20:58] Kulaman: you could still said, i';m going to fuck with a meat grinder
[20:58] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i hump with meat grinder?
[20:58] Kulaman: and it would make sense
[20:58] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: or hump it
[20:59] Kulaman: yes you could
[20:59] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: its not a living thing, its an object
[20:59] Kulaman: but the fact remains, fornication is a cooperative action, otherwise, it's rape
[20:59] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: that wouldnt imply sexual acts, it would imply having a meat grinder while humping an unknown object
[20:59] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not with an object
[21:00] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you can rape a meat grindeR?
[21:00] Kulaman: the sentence structure is sound
[21:00] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but meaning is unclear
[21:00] Kulaman: but the statement itself is bizzare
[21:00] Kulaman: w/e
[21:01] Kulaman: i'm done talking about this
[21:01] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fine
[21:01] Kulaman: i'm sorry i ever said anything at all
[21:01] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: next time, dont say anything about any sexual act including an object lmao
[21:02] Kulaman: w/e
[21:02] Kulaman: maybe there won't be a next time
[21:02] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you should copy this whole convo and post it, you know how funny this is?
[21:02] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: if someone saw this huge convo
[21:02] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[21:02] Kulaman: it's hilarious, you're right
[21:02] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: we are both being silly now im laughing about it
[21:02] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: wwe spent a super long time about a crazy sentence
[21:04] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: truly ridiculus lol
[21:04] Kulaman: yes it is
[21:04] Kulaman: and i almost had it copied, and you said something and i lost the selection
[21:04] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao your really doing that?
[21:04] Kulaman: yes, now shadap
[20:24] Kulaman: i dunno
[20:24] Kulaman: lol
[20:24] Kulaman: it's an australian thing
[20:24] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:24] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: your australian!?!?!
[20:24] Kulaman: no
[20:24] Kulaman: hah, i wish
[20:25] Kulaman: i'd have so many girl after me....
[20:25] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you owe me tree fity
[20:25] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: sure
[20:25] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: and id be the king
[20:26] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: of australia
[20:26] Kulaman: you mean of the prison wash room
[20:26] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: literally like the royalty kind of king
[20:26] Kulaman: and Queen
[20:26] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: swing and a miss for you
[20:26] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:26] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: needed rewording
[20:26] Kulaman: nah, you would be the queen of the prison washroom
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yeah you said Kulaman: you mean of the prison wash room
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fail
[20:27] Kulaman: how does that fail?
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you said id be the king of the washroom
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: then you said queen
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: order fail
[20:27] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao
[20:28] Kulaman: no
[20:28] Kulaman: w/e
[20:28] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:29] Kulaman: go fornicate with a meat grinder
[20:29] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: so have sex with a women near one?
[20:29] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you can fornicate a meat grinder
[20:30] Kulaman: actually, you can't
[20:30] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate= insert penis inside meat grinder
[20:30] Kulaman: the word "fornicate" simply doesn't work like that
[20:30] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes YOU can
[20:30] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:30] Kulaman: fail
[20:30] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate=insertion
[20:31] Kulaman: no
[20:31] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok time to look it up lol
[20:31] Kulaman: fornication = insertion& sexual intercourse
[20:31] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes so you CAN fornicate a meat grinder
[20:31] Kulaman: READ it
[20:32] Kulaman: fornicat ION
[20:32] Kulaman: not fornicat E
[20:32] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: which one was used
[20:32] Kulaman: omg
[20:32] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you said fornicate with one
[20:32] Kulaman: forget it
[20:32] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: look at what you told me
[20:32] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: Kulaman: the word "fornicate" simply doesn't work like that
[20:33] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao
[20:33] Kulaman: go fornicate with a meat frinder
[20:33] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok so having sex near one, you can fornicate a meat grinder
[20:33] Kulaman: you can fornicate WITH (an object or person)
[20:33] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: with one means having one not fornicating it
[20:33] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but the fault is "WITH"
[20:33] Kulaman: no
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i fornicate a women, not fornicate with
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you fornicate WITH women?
[20:34] Kulaman: can you "have sex a girl"?
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i fornicate them
[20:34] Kulaman: NO
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate them? yes
[20:34] Kulaman: you have sex WITH a girl
[20:34] Kulaman: it's the SAME usage
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ive had sex to a girl
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not with her, it wasnt consentual
[20:34] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao
[20:35] Kulaman: ..............
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: with implies teamwork
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i fuck a girl
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not fuck with her
[20:35] Kulaman: that's an entirely different verb
[20:35] Kulaman: and it's used in a different way
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: do you fuck with girls? or fuck them?
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: nope
[20:35] Kulaman: yes
[20:35] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: im saying fuck a meat grinder, your telling me fuck with one
[20:35] Kulaman: look
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate=fuck
[20:36] Kulaman: to have sex, to fornicate, to dance
[20:36] Kulaman: tjhey are used in the same form
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: no
[20:36] Kulaman: how old are you?
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: to have fornicat?
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: to have dance?
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: listen to yourself
[20:36] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: to have fornicate? to have dance?
[20:37] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: wrong
[20:37] Kulaman: omg
[20:37] Kulaman: you're being obtuse'
[20:37] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: your being narrow
[20:37] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:37] Kulaman: "to have sex" is a verb
[20:37] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: open your brain
[20:37] Kulaman: "to fornicate" is a verb
[20:37] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: to have dance?
[20:37] Kulaman: "to dance" is a verb
[20:38] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: look
[20:38] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you still arent getting it
[20:38] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ill break it down
[20:38] Kulaman: no
[20:38] Kulaman: don't
[20:38] Kulaman: i know what you are seeing
[20:38] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: "to have sex" does NOT equal "to have dance" "to have fornicate"
[20:38] Kulaman: and that'sd because you aren't paying attention
[20:38] Kulaman: no it doesn
[20:38] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you arent lo
[20:38] Kulaman: to have sex = to fornicate
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes
[20:39] Kulaman: i've said that 3 times already
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate=fuck
[20:39] Kulaman: NO
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you can t"have" fornicate
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: learn english lol
[20:39] Kulaman: no, you can't
[20:39] Kulaman: i'm not trying to say that
[20:39] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but you can fuck or fornicate
[20:40] Kulaman: yes
[20:40] Kulaman: or you can have sex
[20:40] Kulaman: but you can't just sex
[20:40] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: interchangably agreed?
[20:40] Kulaman: that makes no sense
[20:40] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you CAN just fuck
[20:40] Kulaman: yes
[20:40] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you cant have fuck
[20:40] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:40] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: sex isnt a verb in your sentence
[20:41] Kulaman: sex isn't a verb
[20:41] Kulaman: it's actually "to Have"
[20:41] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but fornicate is corrrect?
[20:41] Kulaman: yes it is
[20:41] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok so if i "fornicate" a meat grinder
[20:41] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: its an action right?
[20:41] Kulaman: you make no sense
[20:41] Kulaman: say it alout
[20:41] Kulaman: *aloud
[20:41] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: look ill break it down AGAIN
[20:41] Kulaman: don';t bother
[20:42] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate= an action, the noun is meat grinder
[20:42] Kulaman: answer my question, how old are you?
[20:42] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: what level of english classes have you completed?
[20:42] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao
[20:42] Kulaman: either answer or stop trying to teach me english
[20:43] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: your trying to say because of my age, im less smarter than you
[20:43] Kulaman: look at that sentence
[20:43] Kulaman: "less smarter"
[20:43] Kulaman: ? ? ?
[20:44] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: did i spelll something wrong on the internet....OMFG OH SHIT I SPEELED SOMETHING WRONG ON THE INTERNET!!!!1!!!
[20:44] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol look at yourself
[20:44] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: this is an informal chat
[20:44] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not an essay for college
[20:44] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: For"ni*cate\, v. i. [L. fornicatus, p. p. of fornicari to fornicate, fr. fornix, -icis, a vault, a brothel in an underground vault.] To commit fornication;
[20:44] Kulaman: spelled something wrong?
[20:45] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: so i can fornicate things
[20:45] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: wow you didnt understand me there either......
[20:45] Kulaman: fornicate is used in the same form as cance
[20:45] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: how can i simplify more.....
[20:45] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: cance?
[20:45] Kulaman: *dance
[20:46] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: look at that you spelled something wrong
[20:46] Kulaman: you didn't spell something wrong, you used the wrong word
[20:47] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: this is a correct sentence"Kulaman fornicates a meat grinder"
[20:47] Kulaman: i don't believe that it is
[20:48] Kulaman: it doesn't sound right
[20:48] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok how can we settle it?
[20:48] Kulaman: we don't have to settle anything
[20:48] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: a lot of things dont sound right that are
[20:48] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i would like closure
[20:48] Kulaman: why?
[20:48] Kulaman: what's it going to prove?
[20:48] Kulaman: one of us will be pissed off either way
[20:48] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: so im not still wondering the whole day
[20:49] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: no i wont be
[20:49] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: if you are thats to bad
[20:49] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: if im wrong its okay thats not why i want closure
[20:49] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i want it so i can stop thinking about how its used lol
[20:50] Kulaman: The origin of the word derives from Latin. The word fornix means "an archway" or "vault" (in Rome, prostitutes could be solicited there). More directly, fornicatio means "done in the archway"; thus a euphemism for prostitution.
[20:50] Kulaman: interesting...
[20:51] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[20:51] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: we learned something today
[20:51] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok well done in the archway could be translated right?
[20:51] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: nvm
[20:52] Kulaman: lol
[20:52] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate is a verb....so is "run"....
[20:52] Kulaman: so is dance
[20:52] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: so if i "run with meat grinder
[20:53] Kulaman: but you don't dance a person, you dance with them
[20:53] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but fornicate im using as doing the action TO the object not WITH
[20:53] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but you DO fuck a person
[20:53] Kulaman: it's different
[20:53] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: or KILL a person
[20:53] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: no
[20:53] Kulaman: yes
[20:53] Kulaman: it is
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: look
[20:54] Kulaman: no
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ill try to be super simple
[20:54] Kulaman: forget it, i'm not going to argue over this all night
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: dance is an action people do together
[20:54] Kulaman: so is fucking!
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: kill,fuck, fornicate is actions done to a thing
[20:54] Kulaman: no
[20:54] Kulaman: no, no ,no
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes i dont kill WITH you
[20:54] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i kill you
[20:55] Kulaman: kill is done TO something
[20:55] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: RIGJHT
[20:55] Kulaman: fornicate, is not
[20:55] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: YOUR GETTING IT
[20:55] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: yes it is, its done to a person
[20:55] Kulaman: DON'T say otherwise
[20:55] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fornicate is an action done to an object
[20:55] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not with an object
[20:56] Kulaman: Fonication-voluntary sexual intercourse between two unmarried persons or two persons not married to each other.
[20:56] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: in that case, we are both wrong
[20:56] Kulaman: indeed
[20:56] Kulaman: about the original issue
[20:56] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: and your the most wrong considering you first said it, Kulaman: go fornicate with a meat frinder
[20:57] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao
[20:57] Kulaman: however, fornication is not done TO someone, it's done WITH them
[20:57] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: do you fuck with someone or fuck them?
[20:57] Kulaman: both
[20:57] Kulaman: the problem with the word "fuck" is that it's used for SO many different things
[20:57] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok well im not expecting you to make love to a meat grinder, its not consenting to it
[20:58] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: youd fuck it
[20:58] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not fuck with it
[20:58] Kulaman: it's a noun, a verb, and adjective, an adverb
[20:58] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: ok use "hump"
[20:58] Kulaman: you could still said, i';m going to fuck with a meat grinder
[20:58] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: i hump with meat grinder?
[20:58] Kulaman: and it would make sense
[20:58] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: or hump it
[20:59] Kulaman: yes you could
[20:59] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: its not a living thing, its an object
[20:59] Kulaman: but the fact remains, fornication is a cooperative action, otherwise, it's rape
[20:59] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: that wouldnt imply sexual acts, it would imply having a meat grinder while humping an unknown object
[20:59] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: not with an object
[21:00] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you can rape a meat grindeR?
[21:00] Kulaman: the sentence structure is sound
[21:00] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: but meaning is unclear
[21:00] Kulaman: but the statement itself is bizzare
[21:00] Kulaman: w/e
[21:01] Kulaman: i'm done talking about this
[21:01] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: fine
[21:01] Kulaman: i'm sorry i ever said anything at all
[21:01] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: next time, dont say anything about any sexual act including an object lmao
[21:02] Kulaman: w/e
[21:02] Kulaman: maybe there won't be a next time
[21:02] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: you should copy this whole convo and post it, you know how funny this is?
[21:02] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: if someone saw this huge convo
[21:02] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lol
[21:02] Kulaman: it's hilarious, you're right
[21:02] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: we are both being silly now im laughing about it
[21:02] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: wwe spent a super long time about a crazy sentence
[21:04] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: truly ridiculus lol
[21:04] Kulaman: yes it is
[21:04] Kulaman: and i almost had it copied, and you said something and i lost the selection
[21:04] [TSF]ąηηΪнΪĻąŧƠŗ: lmao your really doing that?
[21:04] Kulaman: yes, now shadap